What Type of Party Guest are You?

You probably had to chase me down for a RSVP.

Where should I put the wine?

You probably didn’t see me at your party...... because I actually wasn’t there.

I'm never late, everyone else is simply early.

Guys, who has the AUX?

I Always RSVP, its basic etiquette 

I came early to help you set up, does that mean I get to leave early?